Email from the wife:

Subject: Your children...

Have just devised a plan to resurrect the Titanic. They are going to divert a tornado to wash away all of the water, then there will be a giant canyon and they can just go get the Titanic - without the use of submarines or anything. Mari is worried about the sharks dying. Anthony has decided that the entire universe will be covered with water and he will call God down back to earth to help us.Okay, it has gotten out of control. Aliens have been brought in...