Conversations with children.

"Daddy."

"Yes son?"

"The bulldozer...Anthony and me...the pusher bulldozer...it's stuck."

"You mean Anthony and I...nevermind. Where is it stuck?"

"Under that...uh...long thing."

"Use your words."

"Under the...uh...the...coupon."

"You mean futon?"

"Yeah. It's under that."